A zillion little, tiny, wee short poems to make you smile, laugh,
cry, visit the dentist, scream and shout. (Well maybe not visit
Never Marry an Elephant by Stuart
Never Marry an Elephant,
Itís not a good idea,
I met one once at a dance,
While drinking too much beer.
Before I knew, I had proposed,
And a wedding day was set,
We werenít married by a minister,
We were married by the Vet.
We honeymooned at Glasgow Zoo,
It was a lot of fun,
We spent our time eating penguins,
While basking in the sun.
But soon our marriage was over,
And I was free once more,
Oh never marry an elephant,
For by gosh how they SNORE!
(Copyright Stuart Macfarlane)
I must go down to the sea again
by Spike Milligan
I must go down to the sea again, to the lonely sea and the sky;
I left my shoes and socks there - I wonder if they're dry?